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Udon 2: Broth Boogaloo - a script by Fey

FADE IN:

INT. CASTLE BEDROOM - NIGHT

An ancient Gandalf lays in a large bed, an empty space next

to him where another would have lain. On the wall is a large

painting of a younger looking Gandalf, with his arm around

the late King Harold. Stood between them is a young blonde

boy, a dagger on his belt. The laying Gandalf stares at the

ceiling, a wistful look on his face.

A knight bursts in, looking alarmed.

KNIGHT

(out of breath)

Your highness!

Gandalf sits up in his bed, frowning.

GANDALF

What is it?

KNIGHT

There's an attack happening at

the kingdom walls!

GANDALF

Who is it? The fairytale villains

back for more?

KNIGHT

No, sir, it's the Udon.

Gandalf looks shocked, thinking back to his battle with the

Udon.

GANDALF

The Udon are supposed to be dead!

My husband defeated them years

ago!

KNIGHT

They appear to be back, sir, but

that's not the worst of it.

GANDALF

What more could be going wrong?


KNIGHT

It's the Prince. He's gone to

fight the Udon alone, and he's

locked all the knights' horses

away. Nobody can find the key!

GANDALF

Hand me my staff!

Gandalf pulls away his covers, slowly sliding his legs off

the edge of the bed and placing them on the floor. The knight

hesitantly hands him his staff from the corner of the room.

KNIGHT

You can't be thinking of going

after him, Sir? Your strongest

years are far behind you.

GANDALF

(solemnly)

I need to.

Gandalf takes the staff, his robes magically manifesting over

himself, finishing with his wizard hat.

He's my son.

EXT. FAR FAR AWAY FOREST - NIGHT

GANDALF (CONT'D)

In the same forest where his magical father had once fought

the Udon, the young prince Finn faces off against the giant

noodles. In one hand he wields a magical shield, and in the

other he holds a glowing sword. Inscribed across the blade is

the name, 'Excalibur'.

UDON

MSG! MSG! MSG!

One of the noodles slams towards Finn, but he dives to the

side, narrowly dodging the impact. He scrambles to his feet,

slashing Excalibur across the noodle and leaving it in two

limp pieces.

FINN

How's that for a chop-stick?!

The noodles pause, their ends pointing towards him.

CUT TO:

2.


UDON

MSG?

FINN

Okay, yeah, I get that it kinda

sucks, quips were more my

father's thing.

The Udon shake their heads, before multiple noodles shoot

towards Finn at high speed. He holds up his shield, blocking

the hit but being knocked to his feet.

A smaller noodle shot out at his side, grabbing the handle of

Excalibur and throwing it aside. More noodles press down upon

Finn, slowly pushing the shield lower down his body and

exposing his terrified face.

The largest noodle looms over Finn, opening up as if to

consume him. It lowered down, before being hit by an orange

blast from the darkness of the trees and vanishing.

The other noodles stop attacking Finn, turning towards where

the blast had come from.

Then, emerging from the darkness comes Gandalf, holding up

his staff.

GANDALF

(smug)

You're overcooked.

FINN

Father!

MSG!

UDON

Gandalf flips over the noodles like a Jedi, landing by

Excalibur. He picks it up with his free hand and slices

through all the noodles holding Finn to the ground. His staff

glows blue, and Finn is picked up off the ground by a

similarly-coloured aura.

He hands the sword to Finn, laughing.

GANDALF

You've bitten off a little more

than you can chew, Finn. Luckily,

I have a big appetite.

3.


FINN

Let's finish them off for good,

Father. For Dad!

GANDALF

(nodding)

For Harold.

The two of them run towards the remaining noodles in slow

motion, Gandalf's staff emitting a bright white light that

matches Excalibur. They shout, ready to defeat the Udon once

and for all.

THE END

CUT TO BLACK






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